i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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