SEEEEXXX PLEASE
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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