from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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