As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Randomize