winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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