so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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