When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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