Dual....:-)
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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