I want to stick my p in your. b.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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