i may or may not be watching the land before time
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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