My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
She's the barista slut.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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