what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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