i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
one might say we're banned from that church
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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