I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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