The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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