(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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