In the future we'll all be gay
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
My vagina is officially offended.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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