I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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