bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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