I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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