Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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