Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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