hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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