Kiss
Puke
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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