margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
