left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
We were destined to go to rehab together
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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