I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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