That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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