): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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