We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
