Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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