Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize