is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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