Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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