called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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