Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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