We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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