What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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