She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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