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When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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