Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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