We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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