Me too!
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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