Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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