Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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