check it out our google latitudes are spooning
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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