His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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