She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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