So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
