He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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