My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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