My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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